“I have a graduate degree in unclear physics.” (I never understood physics either)
“I worked for 6 years as an uninformed security guard.” (ignorance is bliss)
“My last role was a plumbing and hating specialists.”
• “The academic scholarship I earned came with a plague.” (the cost of university is really too high these days)
• “Most of my experience to this point has been as a blue-color worker.” (was it very cold)
• “As part of the city maintenance crew, I repaired bad roads and defective brides.” (I’m sure you had your work cut out)
• “My career goal is to shave my talents with a growing company.”
• “My hobbies include raising long-eared rabbis as pets.” (Good Luck!)
From: Funniest typos at this is us
(comments in brackets by me)
Funny- I had an interviewee the other day tell me they loved the X Factor (having heard us talk about in while they were waiting). Horrible silence when asked who they liked this year.
Tell the truth… It works…
Hiralious.
Here’s one from a letter sent to me by a prospective employee:
“I enjoyed my time enormously at the school developing my communication skills, the importance of the body in expression on a nonverbal level and the ability to devise with a group of pears.”